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Name's Jesse Rhodes. I'm just your not-so-average, Salvation Army-wearin', hate-me-because-I-hate-myself-yet-thoroughly- enjoy-it, wanna-be punk rocker. That's right, I just want to fit in.

HAH.

I listen to shitty music, wear shitty clothes, enjoy shitty women, and drink shittier booze. Let's party.

If you're human, you've already earned my respect. We're all equals. Unless you're a fucking pig. And unlike 80% of you fools, I don't hate them because they're authority; I have my reasons.

I hate everybody equally.

I love punk music, in all forms. If it's punk, I'll listen to it.

Quite honestly, punk has faded from the Detroit scene. Sure, there are still those who hold true to their beliefs, but we're few and far between. They've become scenesters, emos, hipsters, and hardcore kids, which is pretty lame. I need to get out, as much as I love my city, any suggestions?

True anarchism was never real.

I believe in Nazism and I'm not afraid to state it. And I believe Hitler was the most genius political leader EVER. Does that mean I'm racist or sexist or any of that shit you fucks assume "Nazi" means? Fuck no, I'm not. First and foremost, Nazi is a political party, similar to your Democrats and Republicans. Politically, socially, and economically, I'm a fuckin' Nazi, get over it.

I'm a passionate person - music is my life, so I take it seriously. If you don't listen to punk, no problem, the type of music you listen to means shit to me, but it's nice to have a common interest. I'm not as big of an ass as I make myself out to be, so, message me.

Don't like me? Frankly, I never cared.

G.G. ALLIN is the epitome of punk rock.

I've gotten more tattoos in jail than you've gotten on the outs. It's life. For the same reason, I don't have any piercings left in (check: re-pierced both ears).

Boss up, bitches. I used to give a damn, but I never gave a fuck.

About his personality

Favorite Band(s): Dead Kennedys, G.B.H., Toxic Narcotic, The Virus, Assück, River City Rebels, Leftöver Crack, A Global Threat, NoFX, The Exploited, Antischism, The Unseen, Sublime, Misfits, The Business, Oxymoron, Aus-Rotten, Cheap Sex, and G.G. FUCKIN' ALLIN.

Favorite Album: "Freaks, Faggots, Drunks, and Junkies" by GG

Favorite Song: "Sexist Appeal" by Aus-Rotten

Favorite Lyrics: "I Kill Everything I Fuck" by GOD HIMSELF

Favorite Author: R.A. Salvatore

Favorite Book: Dragons of an Autumn Twilight

Favorite Quote: "I wanted to destroy something beautiful.."

My Companion Animals: What the fuck?

My Sense of Humor is: Respect nothing and no one

My Ideal Place to Live: Squat

My Space: You can usually find a place to walk/sleep

When it comes to Parties: Mmm, drugs and promiscuity…

In my Freetime I most enjoy: Going to shows

My Work Attitude Is: I'll contribute after the revolution

When it comes to Television: I hate it… except for the Simpsons

My preferred form of transportation is: Feet

Economically I'm a: Socialist

My views on money: Spend it while you got it

When meeting a friend I'm: Dishonorably late