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Good Job Pissflakes!

Age: 23

Location: Prince George, B.C, Canada
Female looking for Friendship with Male or Female

Smoking: Smoke Socially / Occasionally

Drinking: Drink Regularly

Diet: I'll tell you later

Height: 5' 8" / 172 cm

Body Type: Large

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Hazel

Religion: Spiritual, but not religious

Language(s): English

Ethnicity: White/Caucasoid

Occupation: Other

Education: School of Life

Source of Income: I'll tell you later

In a Band: No

Looking for Band Members: No

Children Status: No Children

Children Interest: No

Relationship Status: Single

About her

The name is Jessica!
I was one of the original members of Salt N Pepa untill the late 90's untill i fell into deep depresion and became morbidly obese. Since then iv'e been writting childrens story books and have a completley new out look on life and have became a born again christian. On weekends I have a part time job at a strip club called Vaginas R' Us. On my spare time i am proudly the president of Oprahs book club.
There is only so much you can say about yourself..

I tend to lightly offend.
And im 100% about building character even if it means makeing an ass out of myself.

Don't take shit so seriously it shows lack of charactor.

About her personality

Favorite Band(s): Modest Mouse

Favorite Album: [none given]

Favorite Song: Dramamine

Favorite Lyrics: Your mom she makes my waffles.

Favorite Author: My mom

Favorite Book: [none given]

Favorite Quote: I am made of plaster scene in a pussy shape.

My Companion Animals: Baskets of kitties

My Sense of Humor is: Standard Punk Humor / Cynical

My Ideal Place to Live: Tent

My Space: The places I live in look lived-in

When it comes to Parties: Mmm, drugs and promiscuity…

In my Freetime I most enjoy: Going to shows

My Work Attitude Is: Work according to your ability

When it comes to Television: TV is their tool to keep the masses complacent

My preferred form of transportation is: Feet

Economically I'm a: Uh…

My views on money: If I spend it now I'll have to sell myself later

When meeting a friend I'm: Showing up just when I said I would

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Well, since there's nothing else here now, I should just say, hey all you nice crust punks and ska people and hardcore fans and emo kids and squatters, vegans, anarchists, socialists, communists, syndicalists, marxists, lefties of all flavors --- I love you all. I was just listening to George Michael and maybe it just filled me with too much love. They just don't make music like that anymore, do they? (Don't think I'm kidding, it's fine music).